This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i was talking to my friend on the phone earlier n we were talking about what the grossest sentence ever could be and i thought of a good one do yall wanna hear it
ur moist nostril makes my gelatinous loins quiver
Ugh that’s awful
Face hair grows for a reason: to be heartlessly decimated by the Old Spice face-shaving machines.
STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING
Best lesson from a Disney movie
This is an underrated movie